Ashley Greene in a Bikini

Here’s Twilight actress Ashley Greene hosting a Wet Republic pool party Saturday even though she’s only famous for playing one of Robert Pattinson’s sparkling sisters. Then again, they let Jon Gosselin host one of these things, so compared to him Ashley’s practically the Queen of England if the Queen of England made me think dirty thoughts. More than usual, I mean. “In the maids’ quarters, your majesty? But what if you fall asleep again because of your advanced age? I better move quic- CHEERIOOOOOO!”