Shakira in a Bikini

On that note, here she is shooting a commercial in Ibiza yesterday wearing some sort of bikini/tutu dealie that shows off her insanely toned abs. Seriously, I don’t know how you look at that and think barring Latin Americans from the US is a good idea unless you secretly hate women. For every “illegal” that’s taking the mushroom picking job you’d never do anyway, there’s a Shakira clone out there who could end up being a dancer at that strip club I like. It’s all about math.