Tila Tequila Just let me mourn in peace. In this tree. With my tits out.

Since her words are like Ewok spears to my fucking eyes, I completely missed the fact that Tila Tequila has been referring to Casey Johnson as “Casey Nguyen” in the barrage of blog posts capitalizing on her death. If that hasn’t pissed Casey’s family off enough, Tila’s been referring to them as a “pieces of shit” on Twitter because obviously she’s the only one handling this thing with grace and poise if grace and poise includes pushing your tits together for the paparazzi.

Fortunately for us, this will only spur Johnson & Johnson into finally releasing an anti-bacterial spray on the market that wards off Gremlins. (I know you have it.)